She jokes

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)