She jokes
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.