She jokes
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.