She jokes

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!