Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
joe mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be contined
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
