Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
She Jokes
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.