Sex jokes
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
My sex life.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.