Sex toys jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Why did the priest invent baptism?

To wash their sex toys.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.