Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
is a selfie of a orphan a self portrait or family photo?
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
What flour do you give an orphan ?
Self raising
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
