Self-will jokes

Library

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Memes

Player

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

Orphan

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

Flour

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

Furry

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Emo

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Flour

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

Self-esteem

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Jesus

How did Jesus become self-sovereign?

He screws himself and becomes his own creator.