Self-Will Jokes

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”