I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
What do you call an orphans family picture. A self portrait.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
