Self-will jokes
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.