What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!