Self-will jokes
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Memes
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”