My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
