Self-will jokes
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
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Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
I hate myself.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 馃拝
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
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