Self-Will Jokes

Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death