Newest Self Harm Jokes - Page 6

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all

my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

what part do people slit the most? everyone

Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope

Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday

why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades

any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep

I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.