Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
