Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
