Self-esteem

Self-Esteem Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Mirror

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Chin

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Hairline

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Hairline

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Friend

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Chin

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Size

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Hairline

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Brother

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.