Self-esteem jokes
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.