My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
