Self-esteem

Self-Esteem Jokes

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield