Self-esteem

Self-esteem jokes

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.