What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
i told a blind kid “see you later”
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
Spell icup... U SEE me pee!?
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number
your hairline is pushed back we can see what you are thinking of
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
