dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0
