What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawkins is a dead meme
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
