Scientist jokes
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.