Scientist jokes
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Three scientists are doing an experiment. They are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephant's ass.
In the lab, they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass, and the scientists wait three weeks.
The monkey pulls out the cork, and all three scientists go back and discuss what they saw.
The first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown, then it all went black. The second, standing two miles away, said the same. The third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.