Scientist jokes
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.