Scientist Jokes

Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up

We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster

What do you do with a dead scientist

You barium

What noise did Steven Hawkings make when he died? Windows Shutting down

What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Why did Stephen Hawking die

Because he forgot to plug the charger

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."

what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.

Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??

Rollin and controllin

Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...

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Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.

Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.

Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'

it was not a highjack it was Stephen halkings

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

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what was Stephen hawkings favorite childhood song.......... the wheels on the chair go round and round

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”