Scientist jokes
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
I hear scientists have been experimenting with a new diet at Cornell University: just straight meat for 7 hours a night, all night long, with a side of alcohol to keep the shop open.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"