Scientist jokes
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Who would you choose?
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
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