Scientist jokes
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Who would you choose?
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.