Scientist

Scientist Jokes

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

    Isaac Newton died a virgin.

    Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

    Cow

    What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

    The cow didn’t make it.

    Bullshit

    As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

    Air

    Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.