Scientist jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Who would you choose?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Three scientists are doing an experiment. They are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephant's ass.
In the lab, they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass, and the scientists wait three weeks.
The monkey pulls out the cork, and all three scientists go back and discuss what they saw.
The first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown, then it all went black. The second, standing two miles away, said the same. The third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣