Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawkins is a dead meme
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
What did Stephen hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
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Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
