Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
