why does stephen hawking have the voice of an angel... because on one has ever heard an angel talk.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
Who's never the last man standing---Steven hawking
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
