Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school? Cause he pierced everyone's liver's with a .357 magnum.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
your forehead is so big it's bigger than a school
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
why did the orphan have to go to public school, he could not be home schooled
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
