School Bus

School Bus jokes

Baby

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

Difference

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Story

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Bus

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Kid

What’s yellow and can’t swim??

A school bus with elementary kids.

Child

What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?

A school bus filled with children.

Driver

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

Bus

What's yellow and can't float?

A school bus full of children.

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  • Baseball

    What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

    You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

    Driver

    What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

    Kid

    Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

    My sister: What??

    Me: A school bus filled with kids.

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