School Bus jokes
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!