School Bus Jokes

Lovely perv

So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Anonymous
in Nothing

what is green and looks like a school bus

a school bus

8
in Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Anonymous
in Roast

Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus

What’s the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside

Anonymous
in Bus

My is long and yellow that can’t swim A school bus full of children

Anonymous

what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids

Bailey

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

Anonymous
in Bus

What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus

Stephanie
in Bus

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

caallmeedaddy

whats yellow all over and can’t swim

a school busful of children

Stephanie
in School

What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim a school bus

Stephanie
in Bolt

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌

Stephanie
in Bone

What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver

Stephanie
in Bad

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌

Anonymous

What is big yellow and cant swim

A school bus full of children

Anonymous
in Bus

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

Stephanie
in Adult

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

Anonymous
in Kid

whats yellow and cant swim?

a school bus full of children

samama
in Offensive

what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids

Anonymous
in Swimming

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

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Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

What’s long yellow and can’t swim

A School bus full of children

Stephanie
in Sleep

What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend

Anonymooooouuuuu-NO-uus

Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah