So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
