So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
What’s the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
My is long and yellow that can’t swim A school bus full of children
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
whats yellow all over and can’t swim
a school busful of children
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What’s yellow and can’t swim a school bus
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
What is big yellow and cant swim
A school bus full of children
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
whats yellow and cant swim?
a school bus full of children
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children
What’s long yellow and can’t swim
A School bus full of children
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah