What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
