What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
