Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
