School Bus jokes

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?

A friend.