School Bus jokes
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Community talk
I hate people rn-(Not my science teacher) Car accident, and my bus had to get to school late, so i had to eat in 1st period-
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