5+ Best Scary Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Skeleton

The image has two panels. The upper panel shows a skeleton in a car. The text above the image says, "Can we listen to something besides 'spooky scary skeletons'?" The lower panel shows a dark SUV with an open door and a woman falling out.

Cartoon

A baby with a skeptical look is shown in the image. The caption above the image says, "When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares."

Insult

Scary Terry

A cartoon character, Scary Terry, is shown mimicking the salt bae gesture. The text overlay on the image reads: "When u say 'bitch' at the end of an insult for maximum effect".

Popsicle

Is this scary 😨

A SpongeBob SquarePants popsicle with a yellow top, pink bottom, and a black smile.

Bed

so true

A picture of Kermit the frog lying in bed holding a Holy Bible. The text above reads: "When you go to bed after watching a scary movie."

FNAF movie

RUN

The image shows a hallway with a black and white checkered floor. There is a man labeled "Spring Bonnie" floating in the air and another man labeled "Mike" running away in the opposite direction. Above them is written: "😎 the fnaf movie isn't going to be scary 😎".

Time

Morbintrap

A green, burned-looking character with glowing white eyes and sharp teeth wearing a green hoodie says "It's burning time."

Clown

True

The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".

Kid

This is my Kid <3

A baby with an adult face sits on a bed. Text on the image says, "Scary, right?" There is also a small URL at the bottom, "www.FunnyVooz.com".

Jokes

Daddy

Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!

Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

Child: I just felt like it.

The next day, the Grandpa is dead.

Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.

Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

Child: I just felt like it.

The next day, the Grandma is dead.

Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!

Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!

Survives until tomorrow.

Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*

Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!

(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)

Calculus

Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.

Braille

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.