yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
When you step on the scales it says to be confined
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself. Everyone else in the minefield...
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
On a scale of 8 to 10 - how good do i look ?
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
