Say Jokes

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?

"Lettuce turnip the beet!"

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"