What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , Iâm gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - Iâm gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self đ§ if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . Iâm gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self đ§ if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
Heâs bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
Iâm gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
thereâs This cat !!!â He sees whatâs going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang đ„ the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
Despite Michael Jacksonâs legal problems while we was alive, McDonaldâs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyâre going to call it the McMichael! Itâs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
sandwichâs are yummy đ
Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didnât know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
There is only one reason why I find woman useful
That is because they make sandwiches. But that is about it
U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
I took a bite of my lunch. âIs that a sand witch!!!â
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
Woman- Whatâs a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
Why Belgians donât eat shit sandwich? They donât fancy bread!
Mustard
Where do astronauts đ©âđ keep their sandwiches đ„Ș?
In their launch box.đđŠđ
What do you call a sandwich đ„Ș full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! đ
