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Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

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How was your day I didn't really ask that

U made it better

Hopefully tomorrow will be better cuz we get to go to the park together

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Lets try that out

*pins you to wall* Goot room for another tounge in ur mouth

even thouhgt i gtg in 3 mins

*kisses you* I gtg now

Goodnight I love you <33