Same jokes
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.