Same jokes

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."