As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”
Is buttcheek one work or should I spread them😫
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common? There both fat
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke it for people to like your joke ,but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well,
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
When u hit a speed bump in a school zoon and then u remember their is no speed bumps.
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
