Sadness jokes
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.