Sadness Jokes

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

Why do orphans cry so much?

They can’t find a place to go.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "Sad"

Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

What's red and blue and runs up your leg?

A homesick miscarriage.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.