Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Me. I am the joke.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
