The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
