i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Y'know what's really sad? Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
why am i so sad?
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
I got a heart pain the I went to hospital when the doctor says I am dead but I run then I jump I am not dead
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》
"Nun" kills the two guys .
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