How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Sadness Jokes
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
