Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Being sad is my only happiness.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.
Why are you sad I’m depressed I know black people could cry
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself
It’s so sad how Stephen hawking was just rolling to far away from the outlet RIP :(
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
Because it got stuck in the crack
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
Why was Sally sad? Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom, Then fucked a slut, Played some slots, Took some shots, then shot a JOKER
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself But he died with a smile
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
