Sadness jokes
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.