Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
sad sad sad now you laugh and like thank you
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
how do you make prince andrew sad? you tell him your over 16
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Rape jokes like Cancer jokes or Aids jokes are just Humorous Wordplay. If you don't AGREE send me Your Details and we'll see if you Prefer Actual Rape to a Harmless RAPE JOKE.... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMOURLESS SHIT MUNCHERS
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
