Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Sadness Jokes
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
