Sad jokes
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
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Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
That's wheely (really) sad.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.