Runner Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sex

A meme featuring text that says "When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue" above a motion-blurred image of a man in a red tank top and black shorts running away rapidly through a green background.

Bear

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Bionicle

A Bionicle figure is standing between two Yeezy Foam Runners. Above the Bionicle is the text: "Hypebeasts out here buying Yeezy Foam Runners for $500 and they roast the one kid who was deep into Bionicle lore since day 1."

Race

The top half of the image shows a female runner in a dark singlet with the number 945, crossing a finish line with her arms raised in triumph and an open-mouthed scream of exhilaration. Other blurred runners are in the background on a red track. Above her is text that reads: 'When Finishing a Race is your Passion'. The bottom half of the image shows only the very top of someone's forehead in a black and white close-up, implying a contrasting reaction or thought.

Jokes

Race

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.

Foot

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Food

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!