WHY CANT CHEETAHS RUN FOREVER BECAUSE THEY RUN OUT OF BREATH
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Black people run fast
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him
My wife was run over.
People are like Bean Burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
