Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.