Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.