Roll jokes

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Let's rock and roll!

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

Two nuns walk into a liquor store, and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.

The clerk replied, "Heck no sister, you nuns aren't supposed to drink that stuff!" The nun said, "Well my son, it is not for us, you see, it is for Mother Teresa," then the nun whispers, "She has the constipation."

The clerk said, "Oh, in that case, it's on the house. Here's the biggest jug we have." The nuns thank him, bless him, and leave. A few hours later, as the clerk is leaving, he sees the same two sisters in the parking lot, rolling around and drinking the Irish whiskey. Appalled, he goes over to them and says, "You ladies lied to me! You told me it was for Mother Teresa for her constipation!"

One of the nuns takes another swig, looks up at him and says "You wanna know something buddy? She sure will shit when she sees us!"

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.