Roll jokes
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back ๐๐ฅด
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Let's rock and roll!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.๐