Roll jokes

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

Why don't we keep the balls rolling?

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Let's rock and roll!

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆