What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
What's up
A rocket from NASA
OMG SO FUNNYY
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. ๐๐๐
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket league. [;^)]
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
my step mom walked in naked once i sky rocketed that day i was 12
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
