New Rocket Jokes

Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster

What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league

Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.

Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D

what do you call a student in space? a astrodent

What's up

A rocket from NASA

OMG SO FUNNYY

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.