Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
