Roast

Roast Jokes

Duck

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Dude

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Classmate

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Mirror

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

Mom

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

Bitch

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Difference

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

Fish

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

Classmate

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."