Goodbye

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must come to an end. But with the end of one thing, another thing begins. Next year, I will be a junior. I will have more responsibilities to take care of. I will finally be a cosmologist's intern. I'll be a lot busier, so it'll be so much harder to get on But the ending of my time on wje for this year brought me something that i never expected. I may or may not have just joined the wje e-dating community. I'm not saying who, tho. (Some of you probably already know who it is)

So, here are some shoutouts to the people who made wje pretty fucking awesome:

Soopy, u probably won't see this, but you are one of the funnest people that i've ever met

Opal, thx for being my fellow Jew, and just being a good friend

Madi, ur pretty loud for a person with a squeaky voice. Jk jk jk. Please don't sic Jake on me.

Feet, ur pretty sigma and you got all the skibidi rizz that you need

Leo, even though I'm pretty crappy when it comes to boundaries, you still (mostly) tolerated me.

Mal, ur pretty awesome for a dwarf. Ur always fun to talk to.

Edgar, er, border hopper, er, Ethan, you are almost as fun to mess as Jake and Madi combined. And ur still corrupt.

Natalie, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DADDY. HE IS MINE

Nate, er Jassy, ur pretty fun to be with and ur always supportive of me.

Flappy, just remember that there are squirrels out there...

Luiz, your enthusiasm is very infectious, and you and your dyselxic ass are always fun to be around.

Toast, you're an awesome person all around and you deserve every single thing that u get.

Kris, ur, well, definitely something else...

Ingen, once you got your shit together, we've been such good friends.

Amy, I hope you have a good time masturbating to Greek myth porn or whatever

May, i guess u actually are a slut, but i still won't call u one. And I definitely feel like we have helped each other so much.

Wade, you are one tho. So go fuck yourself before i rip off your 360 inch penis

Blach, ur an amazing daddy, but just don’t post shit. Literally.

Dani, you’re pretty fun to be with. Your also are an arizonian, so you’re pretty calm whenever the chat gets hot

Heroin, ur pretty sigma. But you gotta start posting more memes again and you will gain infinite rizz. I Do it on skibidi.

Thoughtless, idk what to say about you. Ur kinda fun ig.

Perc, ur pretty awesome and nerdy and shit. Ur always really fun to be around.

Arson and Duo, you guys are both pretty fun to be around. But I haven’t seen arson burn a chat to the ground. And I think Ethan (IWS) forgot to do his Spanish lessons. You better send some nukes to his address.

Kayla, you’ve always been really supportive of me. You’re a good friend to me and everyone else. And your hampter does deserve the world.

Sah, u spend ur time multitasking and moderating on 2 different websites at the same time. That’s pretty awesome for someone who lives in a different time zone than the majority of us.

I guess that’s pretty much everyone, except for Jake. Jake was always pretty awesome and definitely one of the best mods that we have ever had. I hope he comes back next year. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– I’ve learned so many things throughout my time here. Even though my discovery of this website was kind of an accident, I guess I can call it a happy one. My computer will probably be taken on the 21st, so yeah. Well, I guess that’s it. I’m gonna miss all of you a lot. It’s been nice knowing all of you. Cya guys in August, Cosmo