What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Riddle Jokes
Why did the lettuce win the race?
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
