What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
