Slither jokes

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.