Slither jokes

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

Looks dragon!

Draggin' these nuts across yo face!

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE