Slither jokes

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Hey, you know Slugma?

Slugma balls.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!