What do u call a lesbian dinosaur 🦕 I like alottopuss
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.
Q :What is a babys favorite reptile ?
A : A rattlesnake
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Let’s go for an ALL-in-one buffet
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
