What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I like turtles.
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
