God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Religion Jokes
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
